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Funny Little Books

I have to laugh out loud when I saw this books. I love funny, quirky items and this one takes the cake! Just perfect for gifts..I’m pretty sure one of these things would come in handy for everyone..

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Clichés and Platitudes for All Occasions

We’re frequently confronted with situations that require us to impart brilliant insights and advice, both solicited and voluntary, but wisdom isn’t always possible on the fly. Clichés and Platitudes for All Occasions provides verbatim adages from near and far, all suitable for guiding your friends and loved ones—or yourself. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, you’ll soon be spouting time-tested, gloriously clichéd counsel.

Pep Talks & Picker-Uppers for All Occasions

Everyone needs a little encouragement from time to time. Unfortunately, as our near and dear look to us for reassurance and wisdom, we often find ourselves at a loss for words. Pep Talks & Picker-Uppers for All Occasions provides verbatim lines to spread well-timed cheer and reality checks. With this pocket-sized prompter, your feel-good—or at least brilliant—advice is sure to give everyone, including yourself, a whole new outlook.

The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You

this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac’s unique perspective on health. With over 300 deadly diseases profiled, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), even the mildest hypochondriac’s fantasy life will be ignited. We’re all going to die of something—why not choose an ailment that’s rare and hard to pronounce? – Perfect for friends who complain a lot

Breakups & Rejections for All Occasions

Some people lose sleep before dropping the ax. Others’ fear prevents them from making important life changes. All of us, however, agonize over choosing exactly the right words when worse comes to worst. Breakups & Rejections for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for all manner of firing, quitting, dumping, and disowning. With this pocket-sized prompter, you’ll never again hesitate to pull the plug.

Excuses & Lies for All Occasions

Everybody lies. If they say they don’t, they’re lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our evolutionary survival, so the question isn’t whether to lie, it’s how. Excuses & Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocket-sized prompter, you’ll never contemplate the honest route again!

Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions

There’s a time and a place for saying what’s really on your mind, and Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out. Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to intelligence, you’ll always be prepared with an appropriate—or completely inappropriate—putdown or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you.

Pickups & Come-Ons for All Occasions

Approaching that hottie over there requires more than courage—it takes the right words. Sometimes, however, exercising the organ between your ears is too much work; instead, use Pickups & Come-Ons for All Occasions to sweet-talk with class or crass. With this pocket-sized prompter, you’ll impress chicks and hunks alike with your persuasive wit—and increase your sex appeal by 42.9 percent.

Holiday Remarks & Replies for All Occasions

The holidays are the best and the worst of times, a collective frenzy of correspondence, shopping, and socializing. To navigate the season’s potential minefields requires preparation and a deft tongue. Holiday Remarks & Replies for All Occasions provides verbatim lines for every holiday scenario in tones ranging from diplomatic to downright Scrooge-like. With this pocket-sized prompter, you’ll make it to January with your sanity intact.

4 Comment

  1. Madame, just a tip in case you are contemplating what to give me for Christmas or my birthday (tee-hee-hee): please don't give me the hypochondriac's manual is soooooo me. Hala, it will give more "i-will-die-of-this…" scenarios in my head hahahah. Seriously, wala sigurong magawa ang mga sumulat ng librong ito! hahaha

  2. @ZeeJay, haha I'm lack that too at times. Paranoid galore. Hmm, Kala you'll be wishing to have the 'BBreakups & Rejections for All Occasions' books. You know that'll come in handy to ward off hordes of admirers..Gusto ko ngang umorder eh.. They also have journals like – MY SEX LIFE GUIDED JOURNAL, MY DYSFUNCTIONS GUIDED JOURNAL, I CAN'T SLEEP GUIDED JOURNAL.. Haha mga pang-baliw times ba..

  3. Gusto ko yung MY SEX LIFE GUIDED JOURNAL! hjahahahah… pag out of stock (malamang) yung MY DYSFUNCTIONS GUIDED JOURNAL na lang! *lol* Hmmm, pauso nating PELUKA sisters yung MY PMS GUIDED JOURNAL, waddaya teynk?

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